Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - Demands Attention

Tucked in the peaceful boundaries of landscapes of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are abruptly being awakened, shaken and shocked by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.

Take the family who decided to pack their clothes, trunks brimming with lager and two, young kids, each a boy, about fourteen and fifteen years of age, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a three day weekend. All scenarios played out with the usual expectations as they had numerous times before when they took the same journey, seeking fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere the ring of a phone could not reach them.

All things seemed just as it should be. Their car pressed into the sharp turns of a stretching hill, screeching the tires once in a while. The teens were deeply asleep with dreams of God knows what, but since one had spittle dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of joy and pleasure not yet experienced.

Helen, the mom, also was in a intense slumber, perhaps caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.

It is only thanks to the inconspicuously placed camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. But, what was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps one hundred and eighty degrees in the reverse direction of all original intentions.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, citizens of Germany may not be pacing frantically, laying awake and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Although there is photographic proof, to date, German authorities have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Maybe to cover it up, or act like it never was captured on film, but one thing is for certain, Germany will never be the same again. The invasion is starting.

Naturally higher than a kite on most days, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, you are invited, while the adventures continue.

- Thor Daniels